I got this off some girl on the Sloan board. I have to save it. I will transfer it to my laptop tomorrow


"If it was a date, you first go out with Jay, and ... you would, ah, listen to some records at his house. And then he'd hand you over to me and I'd be good for some laughs and I'd have you eating at some restaurant, basically, 'cause I like to eat. And then you go out with Patrick who's a little more earnest, and you know, he's really honest and make you ... he'll take you out for some drinks. And then Andrew will take you home and screw ya."